Nerf Nuke

nerf nuke

The Nerf Nuke: “ThermoNERFular War”

nerf nukeMutually-Assured Nerf Destruction(MAND)

  The Nerf weapon to end all Nerf Wars

 Shoots 80 Nerf darts in every direction.

 Throw or use included high-powered launcher.

$99.99 √ ThermoNERFular War

Here we have a Nerf Tactical Nuke. The Nerf Nuke is the pinnacle of Nerf weaponry. Load it with 80 darts and crank the arming mechanism. It utilizes a reverse-plunger system, so its range isn’t on par with Elite class established ranges. But what other Nerf product fires a literal volley of darts in every which way? This foam dart warhead will fire darts up to 30 feet in all directions, so make sure to get out of the way! Escaping the blast radius is easier with the included Nerf Nuke Launcher. The Nuke Launcher is a tripod mounted, external direct-plunger firing system. It can send the Nerf Nuke rocketing away up to 40 feet away, far enough to be out of range of the Nerf dart fallout.

“When you need to end it, and end it fast, there’s no other choice than the Nerf Nuke!”

Safety Warning: Do not fire the NERF Nuke at humans, children, pets, wild animals, trees, the elderly, faces, ghosts, or in very confined spaces. Always wear safety glasses, knee pads, and other forms of protection.

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